Ca-BANNED

Until further notice, anyone belonging to the following list of people will be denied entry to the cabana:

Hillary
Hillary supporters (including Christine, Fisch's girlfriend and even Jen Klein, even though she broke the news on the impending Arrested Development movie)
McCain
Huckabee
Romney
Republicans (including Janet, Liron)
Undecideds (unless they are hitting on Kyoko, and are male, and are cute)
Sluts